Catastrophic Crap

Deep Impact
A meteor is about to slam into earth, and all these people do is sit around and whine. Why is nobody getting drunk or cracking bad meteor jokes? Watch Last Night for the real story, and leave this one for the special effects addicts.

End of Days
Schwarzenegger fights Satan. It must be the end of the world.

Waterworld
Feel like watching a Kevin Costner epic? I don't.

The Postman
And another one? The world has ended, but the mail is on time. I don't think I've ever heard a more ridiculous premise for a movie.

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